“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” — Robert A. Heinlein

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

quote of the day

‘All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.’
-Kate Hudson

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind a beer as well!

Anonymous said...

Hey, gotta feed the needs. But men in general are very simple - ask us a question, we give you an answer. Give us a problem, we try to fix it. Just a guy thing.

Jack said...

Ain't it great that we're so simple and easy to please?

Now with women, there's no way to know what the hell they'll want today vs. yesterday vs. tomorrow.

Sex, sandwich, and a beer, Oh Yeah!

-Humongous said...

I guess I don't see things like most guys do. I would never even think about making a statement like that. My wife is not a vehicle for sex, sandwiches, and beer. To my way of thinking, it should be sex, spaghetti, and Dr. Pepper. I guess I'm just whipped.

Wait, I think my wife is coming...

Gracie said...

I have heard this one before. I just heard a different version.
"Men have two emotions, hungry and horney. When he gets home, make him a sandwich, if that doesn't improve his mood......"

Mayberry said...

Congratulations Kate, you finally figgered us out....

The Hermit said...

Actually, at my age, the sandwich gets first priority.

simple_simon said...

here! here! hermit...

i also wish women would stop thinking that "their hair" and "shopping" are suitable topics of conversation.

Anonymous said...

What about the anti-Federalist papers? Don't you like Thomas Jefferson?

Anonymous said...

...and you can keep the sadnwich...

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