‘All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.’
-Kate Hudson
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” — Robert A. Heinlein
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I wouldn't mind a beer as well!
Hey, gotta feed the needs. But men in general are very simple - ask us a question, we give you an answer. Give us a problem, we try to fix it. Just a guy thing.
Ain't it great that we're so simple and easy to please?
Now with women, there's no way to know what the hell they'll want today vs. yesterday vs. tomorrow.
Sex, sandwich, and a beer, Oh Yeah!
I guess I don't see things like most guys do. I would never even think about making a statement like that. My wife is not a vehicle for sex, sandwiches, and beer. To my way of thinking, it should be sex, spaghetti, and Dr. Pepper. I guess I'm just whipped.
Wait, I think my wife is coming...
I have heard this one before. I just heard a different version.
"Men have two emotions, hungry and horney. When he gets home, make him a sandwich, if that doesn't improve his mood......"
Congratulations Kate, you finally figgered us out....
Actually, at my age, the sandwich gets first priority.
here! here! hermit...
i also wish women would stop thinking that "their hair" and "shopping" are suitable topics of conversation.
What about the anti-Federalist papers? Don't you like Thomas Jefferson?
...and you can keep the sadnwich...
Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg
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