Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Tonights Conversation

Wifey- I'm mad at you. I only have the energy to be nice to one person today, all things considered it should be Walker. Beside he didn't do anything to me.

Me-What did I do to you?

Wifey- Impregnated me!


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Plead guilty, and throw yourself on the mercy of the court.

No man's life or wallet is safe when the hormones of reproduction are raging.

Anyways, cheer up. In a few years, she'll be thankful when you're around to adjudicate the sibling squabbles, and then they'll get the short end of the affection stick, and you'll be the hero. At least that's how it's supposed to work.

Best Regards,
Aesop

Brian N said...

Ha ha ha ha ha.

From a father of two married 18 yrs.

Your turn in the barrel kid :)

Anonymous said...

I hope she wasn't serious. As a woman (and the mother of two boys) I have never understood the idea that it was the man's fault, seeing as it takes two to tango (unless of course, God forbid, it was a violent attack). God is the ultimate creator of life and our "control" of the process is basically wishful thinking, as witnessed by all the people "trying" to conceive and all the people "trying" not to...He's chosen this time for this child for His own purposes. It took me one month to conceive our first one and 16 months the second time. When it finally happened I realized that God was waiting for THAT particular combination to make THAT particular child. Best wishes for a healthy pregnancy and that all goes well with the new little one...Pamela in OK

Ryan said...

Pamela, We conceived kiddo #2 intentionally. Wifey was serious in that she is at the very end of pregnancy where she is pretty uncomfortable and kind of emotional/ iritable.

Beth said...

I'm 17 weeks pregnant, myself. I can so relate.

Commander_Zero said...

The proper response should have been "Hey, *I* just wanted to cuddle. Youre the one that turned in into something else."

Ryan said...

Zero, Sometimes you just shake your head and walk away.

Anonymous said...

The wimmens do get hormonal from time to time, don't they . . . 8^) Don't blame them too much - they put up with our crap too . . .

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