Ice Cream Wars

Ice cream man reportedly threatens rival vendor: ‘This is my town!’

 Sorry but this seems more like a comedic substory in an episode of the Soprano's than reality.

The Hoss USMC Pony and Barry Backpack

Barry of Moss Pawn and Gun riding Hoss USMC like a pony while shooting a Glock. Starts at 4:26 and goes to 4:35 or so. The whole video is good but that part is too ridiculous not to share.

Funny Video, Tab Clearing and Random Stuff

I saw this video today. It was quite amusing. You can probably guess who it pokes fun at. I'm ambivalent about that piece but it's still quite funny. I fought tigers.

Undeniable proof that The Walking Dead and Toy Story have the exact same plot.

Vigilante's seize town in Mexico.

How to make Pemmican.

Honey Badger Doesn't Give A @#*(

I may have been the last person in the developed world to see this video but it is still pretty awesome.

Also you might get a kick out of Action Figure Therapy (warning NSFW).

Pic Dump

 Sorry to folks with slow internet connections.

Picture Fun

Seriously?

Just get drunk and drive around with a monkey. This sounds like an episode of Reno 911.

Sometimes Crooked Cops are Funny

Picture Time

 Folks always talk about that individual whose politics you hate but you think would be wicked cool to party with. For me without a shred of doubt it would be Bill Clinton.

Quote of the Day

"I don't have to be careful. I've got a gun. "-Homer Simpson

Totally the wrong way to think for so many reasons but really funny because it is Homer.

Pic Post

 Got to love Vladmir Putin. He really is a bad mama jamma strait out of a Tom Clancy novel.

Not sure if this last one is an authentic old terribly un PC ad or a newly made terribly un pc ad. Regardless it is so steriotypical but with that shred of real life that is just great. Makes me think it is something Red from That 70's show would have said.

I spent the whole day writing at work so you all get pictures. Lots of things are in my head but I am totally wrote out. 

My Drunk Kitchen: MRE's

I was going to take a bunch of pictures and talk about gear I regularly use today. Really I had a great post planned, honest I did. However it just didn't happen. No reason in particular, just all of a sudden it was 8 oclock at night, I hadn't started and had not motivation. I stumbled onto this great youtube video where a girl who apparantly drinks and does food reviews tries an MRE. Warning there is a bit of foul language.

I hope you all find this half as amusing as I do!

The "leftovers" are pretty good also.

Probably Not Legit But Legitimately Funny

Self Defense Steps for Women

Quote of the Day

"Why did you do that, why did you light the fuse man?" - Hugo
"Why wouldn't I light the fuse?" -Locke
"Maybe because I was running towards you waving my arms and yelling don't do that." -Hugo
"laughter... well you got a point there, I guess I was just excited."-Locke

Quote of the Day

"Someone texted me "Any chance I can get my paycheck today?" I could have told them wrong number, but went with "no ur fired" instead."
-My Brother in Law

Pic Post- Cleaning Out My Desktop

Quote of the Day

"The biggest conspiracy has always been the fact that there is no conspiracy. Nobody's out to get you. Nobody gives a sh*t whether you live or die. There, you feel better now?
-Dennis Miller

50 States of Shame

This was just too good not to post. I also appreciate that it takes a shot, in some form or another at every state. Note that Idaho's 'weakest government influence' is about their congressional clout or lack theirof not government influence on people's lives.

Pic Post- Cleaning Out My Desktop

 I saved my favorite for last. These guys have appeared a couple times here and are ever present in some forums.